In a press conference earlier today embattled Republican House Elect candidate George Santos denied his earlier claims about being gay. Standing on the steps of the International Brotherhood of Clowns Union headquarters, he addressed reporters.
“I may have committed certain acts with certain human beings. They may or may not have been men. If I ever swerved into that lane I swerved out quickly, like a drowsy all night Uber driver.”
Santos concluded his prepared remarks by saying, “I’m not gay, per se. I would say, in reality, I’m gay-ish. And we all know there’s a big difference between the two.”
He then abruptly ended the brief press conference with an aide stating Santos was “late for his daily clown meeting.”