Trump Lies Outnumber Grains of Sand on Nation’s Beaches

The nations top tabulator Sidney Kuputnik confirmed for Leuterers the Trump lie count now matches the sand count on all American beaches. Leuterers contacted Kuputnik, who is considered by many to be the world’s most thorough bean counter, for comment. Kuputnik said, “This count includes all beaches in the forty eight contiguous states, along with those beaches of Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, and the U.S. Virgin Islands.”