Leuterers Local Desk, Seattle, WA A zebra, demonstrating its cleverness, recently posted a picture of himself at Mailbox Peak, a renowned hiking spot…
Over 5 Million Fraudulent Biden/Harris Votes Rowed into US from Canada by Seattle Couple – Claims Giuliani
Suspected ANTIFA members Eric and Ella Johannsen of Seattle have been accused by Trump campaign lawyers and Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani…
Trump Erases His $400 Million Dollar Debt By Giving California to Russia
In a desperate move Trump issued executive order #4367 in the wee hours of Friday morning. The following is an excerpt from the executive…
McEnany Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany suffered various injuries while trying to put distance between herself and her defrocked boss. McEnany has miscellaneous…
“No I’m Not, You’re the Big Fat Baby,” Trump States in Oval Office News Conference
In a hastily called one minute long news conference held in the Oval Office today President Trump stated, “No I’m not. You’re the…
DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMP AND BIDEN
Leuterers News Service has called the election for Thomas Dewey. The AP along with Reuters, The New York Times and various cable news…
Giuliani Claims to Have Located Antifa World Headquarters
Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani released a photo of a building he claims to be Antifa’s world headquarters. When asked to elaborate…
Trump to Replace Jefferson On Mt Rushmore
At two minutes after midnight Trump signed an executive order giving the Interior Department authorization to remove Thomas Jefferson from Mt. Rushmore. In…
Election Tensions Reach Breaking Point on Idaho/Washington Border
Earlier today President Trump praised Idaho’s 12 year old Hailey McNealy for pre-emptively sending a volley of russet potatoes across the border into…
Electoral Map Reveals Close Race
“It’s too close to call,” said Sally Bradshaw, chief chart reader for Chart Readers and Associates LLC PLC FCC FDA. Bradshaw continued, “When…