Whole Foods owner Jeff Bezos has claimed voter fraud in the awarding of the grocery industry’s most prestigious award, The Finkelstein. The Finkelstein Award for Grocery Eclecticism is awarded to that grocery company receiving the most votes in a balloting process which occurs once every four years. The voters are Members of the Board of The Finkelstein Foundation which announced today that Trader Joe’s will be receiving the award for the next four year term.
Bezos did not supply any evidence to support his claims that the voting was “rigged and that fraudulent votes may have been rowed in from Canada by suspected ANTIFA members, the Johannsens of Seattle.“
When asked by a Leuterers reporter if he would commit to a peaceful transfer of the Finkelstein Award Trophy on January 20th of the coming new year, Bezos replied, “We’ll see what happens but I will commit now to a peaceful continuation of Whole Foods’ rightful possession of the Finkelstein.”