In Las Vegas today Rudy Giuliani revealed the evidence of his fraud claims in the Nevada vote in the recent presidential election. Giuliani presented poll worker Bob Smith, who claimed to have engaged with fellow poll worker Tab Jones in a high stakes Texas Hold’em poker game the night of the election. Jones was not present at the news conference held at a local Denny’s Restaurant.
Smith admitted, “That damn Democrat Jones, I was sure I was going to win his 100,000 Biden votes. My hole cards were a pair of aces. Then I got a pair of eights on the flop. The turn and the river killed me. I ended up with a dead man’s hand, aces and eights and Jones went all in with his ballots. For the good of the nation and my leader Donald Trump I called him and he beat me with three deuces, the lousy radical socialist liberal bum.”
Giuliani claimed he will be presenting signed affidavits at a news conference held at The Circus Circus parking lot tomorrow. Giuliani said, “Judges and other court people are welcome to attend if they have the guts to be true patriots. And One America News Network needs to look into the Johannsen connection. It appears the game’s dealer was a cousin or brother-in-law.”