Krebs Grandfather Appeals To Trump, “Like, Time To Beat Feet Man”

Maynard G. Krebs spoke out yesterday on behalf of his grandson, recently fired elections security chief Chris Krebs. A Leuterers reporter caught up with the senior Krebs for an exclusive interview.

Speaking from a ramshackle mother-in-law apartment located above a grocery store in the town of Mayfield, Krebs said, “Man, like wow, it’s like time for that Trump cat to give up the ship.” Krebs played bongos for a minute and wrapped up his statement saying, “My grandson does great work. I use that word sparingly, like, I have never, like, worked in my life. Chris is a great kid. Trump needs to go mellow on that cat.”

Renowned bongo’ist Maynard Krebs in his youth