Outgoing President Trump’s Legal Advisor made official today her challenge of Kayleigh McEnany for the position of Top Trump Henchwoman. Ellis also appeared to be making a move against outgoing Secretary of State Mike Pompeo for the role of Number Two on the up-coming Trump TV broadcast and streaming service.
Ellis said in an exclusive Leuterers interview, “Sure McEnany can lie but she’s an amateur. She can’t even outlie that big bag of buffoonery Pompeo. I’m a natural, I lie like a rug. A very expensive Persian rug. Made in America, of course. Look at that CNN interview I did back in 2016. Sure I called The Donald, er The President an idiot. But I was lying. I have always thought of him as a great, great, greatest man.”
Ellis continued with, “And Kayleigh has had far more work on her face and butt than you might expect from looking at her. That girl can’t spend enough on cosmetic surgery. And she is not a natural blonde. She also has a custom retainer to hide her buck teeth. And she uses Axe for Men cologne. She may be a man. Her husband hardly ever says a word and when he does it’s in a high voice like Treat Williams’ character in that movie with Rita Moreno, The Ritz.”