Leuterers International Desk, London, UK. In a surprising turn of events, the kingdom of Bongo Congo has made headlines after reaching out to…
MSNBC Morning Joe Host Joe Scarborough Considers Closing Up Shop Over Lack of Trump-worthy Villain to Rant About
For the last week popular morning news anchor Joe Scarborough has been notably absent from the MSNBC flagship news program Morning Joe. Sources…
Pillow Guy Solicits Supreme Court
My Pillow guy Mike Lindell will petition the United States Supreme Court to reinstate excommunicated president Donald Trump. Pointing to the inside pocket…
California Bans Negative Thinking
In a press conference today California State Attorney General Rob Bonta announced an immediate ban on negative thinking. A smiling Bonta stated, “Once…
Biden Asks To Go Live On The Merv Griffin Show
President Joe Biden expressed a desire to announce the details of the infrastructure plan live on the Merv Griffin Show. Biden made the…
Jeff Bezos Blamed For Seattle Area Heat Wave
Seattle man Ted Johnson has assigned blame to Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos for the recent heat wave. When contacted by Leuterers for comment…
Biden Signs Executive Order Declaring a National Kenny Loggins Day
President Joe Biden today signed executive order number 4367. The order declared February 5, 2021 shall be designated “National Kenny Loggins Day.” In…
CEO of DeathStar Holdings, Inc. Speaks Out on GME and AMC – “We Will Crush Them”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview J.P. Palpatine III, the CEO of Wall Street’s most notorious hedge fund, DeathStar Holdings, Inc. said, “Listen here,…
Cruz Claims it Was Evil Twin Todd Cruz Who Supported Trump
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he had just broken free from the basement in his Crawford, Texas home. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Giuliani to Crawl Back Under Rock From Which he Emerged
Trump lead stooge Rudy Giuliani will soon be retreating to his hideout located underneath a giant rock. The rock is located in a…