Study Reveals Justice Department Rigged – Out To Get Criminals
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The renowned Leuterers/ACME Group of scholars, historians, legal professionals, three trained monkeys, a very inquisitive squirrel, and a…
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Trump Apologizes – Plans To Leave Politics And Trek Camino de Santiago
In an early morning press conference held at Mar-a-Lago former President Donald Trump has announced he will leave politics to focus on improving…
Classified Documents Found At Home Of Chester A. Arthur
Descendants of President Chester A. Arthur have discovered classified documents in an old trunk which belonged to the former president. The documents, discovered…
House Votes To Hold Wrestling Match to Settle Issue of Speaker Selection
Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor-Greene to square off in wrestling ring to resolve vote for House Speaker
NFL Hopes To Boost Ratings – Adding German Javelin Throwers To The Game
Leuterers Sports Desk: Chicago, IL The National Football League has announced the addition of German Javelin Throwers to its 2023 season in a…
Elon Musk To Receive First Annual Elon Award
Leuterers Business Desk: Palo Alto, CA Elon Musk announced moments ago that he would be receiving the first annual Elon award. Musk stated…
Russia Decides To Pack It In – Will Cede Territory To Finland
Maria Alyokhina speaking on behalf of Russia happily announcing Russia to close up shop and cede territory to Finland
Santos’ Mother Dies A Third Time
George Santos, the embattled congressman elect from New York’s third district is mourning the loss of his mother. Santos announced his mother’s most…
Musk Calls On Tesla Employees To Go Hardcore – Neuralink Brain Implants To Be Mandatory
Leuterers Business Desk: Palo Alto, CA In a company-wide email sent to Tesla employees late this evening, CEO Elon Musk called upon Tesla…