Tesla Recalls Stock Over Faulty Price Decline Brake Pedal
Leuterers Business Desk, Austin, TX A spokesperson for Tesla today released a statement calling for the return of its shares of stock so…
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Musk Clarifies X Tweet Spellcheck Error – “I Meant HoboTaxi Unveiling on 8/8, RoboTaxis Not So Soon”
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Following a wild day of roller coaster trading on Wall Street, Elon Musk released a tweet after…
Trump Promises ‘Sun-Blotting’ If Not Exonerated And Reinstated As President By April 7th
Leuterers Field Desk, Green Bay, Wisconsin Prior to a rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin today, Former President Trump, the presumptive GOP nominee for…
Trump Announces MAGA Blood Purification Act – Only He Will Be Allowed To Impregnate American Women
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Trump today announced the GOP’s first official platform position in the 2024 Presidential Campaign Season. Following…
Biden Announces Free Trauma Counseling Services For Tesla Bulls
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Moments ago, President Biden announced a free government service to help Tesla Bulls deal with the trauma surrounding…
Musk Announces New Features On The X App – “Ident-A-Jew” and “Ident-A-Lib”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced the addition of new features to the X social media app. Said…
Musk On X – “X Is Pleased To Announce A Site Moderation Partnership With TASS”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced a strategic partnership with Russian State-Run News Service TASS. Musk explained in…
Oregon Governor To Open Free Grief Counseling Clinics For Duck Fans After Devastating Loss To Washington
Leuterers Sports Desk, Seattle, WA In a press conference concluded moments ago, Oregon Governor Tina Kotek announced the following: “Today’s punishing, bruising, and…
Wall Street To Nix Charts From Daily Trading – Claims Retail Gains Damaging The Industry
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street Spokesperson Marena Delacroix Abernathy-Jones announced today that Wall Street will no longer supply real-time trading…