Trump Absurdities Imperiling Satire Industry
Sarah Silverman, spokesperson for the Satirists Union Local 277 stated today in a press conference that “Outgoing President Trump’s continued absurd behavior is…
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Latest Trump/Giuliani Lawsuit – 1919 Chicago White Sox Behind the 2020 Election Fix
Election loser and outgoing President Trump – through his attorney Rudy Giuliani – will file yet another lawsuit alleging fraud in the recent…
GSA Head Emily Murphy Defends Stance on Ignoring Election Results
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Emily Murphy, who heads the General Services Administration, has defended her position of not recognizing President-Elect Biden’s clear…
Local Man Begins Social Media Fast, Experiences Happiness
Alfred Zimmerman, an advertising executive in Redmond, Washington began a social media fast a week ago and is currently experiencing happiness along with…
Vladimir Putin to Confer Highest Civilian Award upon Trump and McConnell
Russian President-For-Life Vladimir Putin today announced he would award The Hero of the Russian Federation medal to outgoing President Trump and Senate Majority…
Trump Fires Back on Lack of Covid-19 Response
Outgoing President Trump today fired back at the “Lamestream Deep State Failing News Media” which he claimed is continuing to “victimize” him by…
Surgeon General Issues Warning – Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking
Vice Admiral Jerome M. Adams, the United States Surgeon General has issued the following health warning effective immediately: “Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking.”…
Census Numbers Released –Reveal Increase of Morons
The US Census today released preliminary totals which show a dramatic rise in the number of morons among the US Citizenry. Sidney Kuputnik,…
Late Season Rally Pushes Trump Ahead of McEnany in Lie Count
With the end of the 2016 – 2020 Political Season looming President Trump is warding off a strong push by challenger Press Secretary…