Will Smith recently cracked Marjorie Taylor Green a good one in an effort to rehabilitate his image in Hollywood. Hollywood responded by restoring Smith to legendary status.
Hollywood released the following statement: “We commend Smith for his decisive action. We would like to welcome him back into our elite club immediately. Smith can further his cause if he also pops Lauren Boebert, Matt Goetz, and that little weasel Don Trump Jr.”
Smith said to reporters after the slap, “It felt good to slap that old bag. There’s a big difference between slapping someone for telling a joke and slapping someone for being a joke. That mean old hag is a joke.”
Smith ended his remarks saying, “It feels good being a hero again. I’m looking forward to making a whole bunch of movies real soon.”