Trump Blames Buckner’s Error On Rigged Election
In one of his most preposterous allegations former President Donald Trump today claimed Boston Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner, “Never would have…
Month: April 2022
Miracle Drug Fixes Everything!!!
(Sponsor Message) A new miracle cure has been introduced by Nugentonics Biomedical, a division of Bigger and Better Pharma, Inc. A single daily…
Wall Street Feels Bad – Decides To Return Money To Newbie Options Traders
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it will return money lost by retail investors new to options trading….
Biden Claims Earth Is Flat Then Says, “Hey Man, It’s Round”
Speaking before a science class at Al Sharpton Middle School in Teaneck, New Jersey, President Joe Biden slipped up and told the kids…
Marshall Was To Declare Law – Says Marjorie Taylor-Greene
The press office of Congressional Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, in clarifying her written statements, has announced that it was Marshall Dillon who she was…
Pinocchio Endorses Kevin McCarthy
In a press conference earlier today Pinocchio offered Kevin McCarthy his endorsement saying, “I stand with House Minority Leader McCarthy and offer my…
Mr. Ed Withdraws Marjorie Taylor Greene Endorsement
High profile talking horse, Mr. Ed, has withdrawn his endorsement of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congressional Representative from Georgia’s 14th District. In a…
Seattle’s KOMO News To Step Up Its Game – Now Bringing On 6th Graders To Write And Edit Copy
Seattle media outlet KOMO News today announced a major shift in improving its online content. In a press release KOMO Vice President of…
DeSantis Says Mickey Mouse Is A Left Coast Liberal
In his continued assault on DisneyWorld, Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis told Disney’s most beloved character to pack up and go back where he…