Finland PM Wants To Join NATO – Needs To Ask Mom For Permission
Helsinki, Finland: Sanna Marin, Prime Minister of Finland and the youngest prime minister in the world has expressed a desire for her country…
Month: April 2022
Vashon’s Last Hippies Sell Shack And Leave Island
Vashon Island’s last hippies have sold their shack to yuppies and will be leaving the island for good. Fountain and Rainbow have lived…
Putin Signs Law Criminalizing Happiness In Russia
The Kremlin, Moscow: Earlier today Russian President For Life, Vladimir Putin signed into law new provisions into his pre-existing Anti-Smiling laws. Kremlin spokesperson…
Jesus Christ Announces Bible 2.0 Project – Christianity Futures Soar
Leuterers Business Desk: In an annual shareholder meeting earlier today Jesus Christ announced a project to create an updated version of The Bible….
Americans Tired Of War In Ukraine – Ready To Move On
Leuterers News Service has learned Americans have grown weary of the war in Ukraine and are ready to move on. Bob Smith, a…
Kentucky Family Discovers Amusement Park In Anaheim, CA
J.Bob Willard and his family were visiting cousins in California and when out on a Sunday drive noticed a large amusement park. Said…
Will Smith Slaps Marjorie Taylor Green
Will Smith recently cracked Marjorie Taylor Green a good one in an effort to rehabilitate his image in Hollywood. Hollywood responded by restoring…
Lone Presidential Election Conspirator Comes Forward
Rodney Bland, a Pennsylvania pigeon enthusiast has come forward admitting his participation in the massive conspiracy which tilted the state’s 2020 Presidential election…