Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Governor Urges Duck Fans, “Please Stay Inside”
Governor Kate Brown ramped up her warnings toward University of Oregon Duck Fans. In a statement released early this morning she said, “Please,…
Biden’s New Executive Department “Ready For Day One” Says AOC
New York Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who will be heading President-Elect Joe Biden’s new cabinet position as Secretary of Radical Liberal Socialist Agendas…
Iran Ayatollah Promises Revenge – Threatens To Shave Beard
Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has vowed revenge upon the entire world for last week’s killing of the nation’s top nuclear scientist, Mohsen Fakhrizadeh….
Giuliani Wants $3 Million Refund Over Wisconsin Recount
Rudy Giuliani, the Trump 2020 Campaign lead attorney has asked Wisconsin’s Election Commission for a refund of its $3 million payment to hold…
Trump Strapped For Cash Opens Lemonade Stand
A desperate Donald Trump is looking for ways to raise money. He’s taken to selling lemonade to people on White House tours. In…
Trump Forms Electoral Junior College
The president was up all night tweeting again. In one tweet he said, “I’ll form an Electoral Junior College. Transferring those credits to…
Governor Lifts Restrictions On Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave jubilant Beaver fans the green light to party tonight. She released the following statement “Fu*# it, if Beaver…
Biden Pledges Support For Upper and Lower Volta
In a tense moment during a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden had to ad lib when his teleprompter failed. Biden stared at…
Trump to Concede Says “Tiny Desk Is For Losers”
Donald Trump plans to spend the remaining days of his presidency sitting behind, “the tiny loser desk.” In an exclusive Leuterers interview the…