Giuliani Wants $3 Million Refund Over Wisconsin Recount

Rudy Giuliani, the Trump 2020 Campaign lead attorney has asked Wisconsin’s Election Commission for a refund of its $3 million payment to hold a re-count of the November 3rd Presidential Election ballots.

Giuliani said in an exclusive Leuterers interview, “The people in Wisconsin couldn’t count their fingers and toes much less over three million votes. And they have these weird accents, like they’re from Canada which shows  probable connections with the Johannsens of Seattle and Antifa who brought in over five million fraudulent votes in a rowboat from Vancouver, BC.”

Giuliani continued with, “I want the three million back. We’re very dissatisfied. You spend three million dollars you expect to get what you pay for and we did not pay for Joe Biden to end up with more votes. He was supposed to get less.  And now the election commission has me calling their customer service line. I keep talking to a guy named Fred who sure sounds like his real name is Ravneesh or something and I’m pretty sure he’s in Mumbai, not Madison. I can’t understand a word that guy is saying.”