New York Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who will be heading President-Elect Joe Biden’s new cabinet position as Secretary of Radical Liberal Socialist Agendas told a Leuterers reporter she is “ready for day one.”
Ocasio-Cortez went on to say, “The rest of The Squad and I are very excited. We have great programs we’ll be rolling out. Number one on the agenda will be The Thought Police. Partnering with Google and Raytheon in a multi-billion dollar government funded project we will be able to create thousands of new jobs.”
Pressed for details on the Thought Police project, Ocasio-Cortez replied, “Using a breakthrough algorithm Google can now determine social media users’ thoughts and when those thoughts don’t coincide with our agenda the fine folks at Raytheon can administer a mild electric shock to the user through the mandatory app on all devices. It’s a perfectly safe procedure. Scientists have been training laboratory rats in the same manner for decades.”