Wall Street Feels Bad – Decides To Return Money To Newbie Options Traders
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it will return money lost by retail investors new to options trading….
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Biden Claims Earth Is Flat Then Says, “Hey Man, It’s Round”
Speaking before a science class at Al Sharpton Middle School in Teaneck, New Jersey, President Joe Biden slipped up and told the kids…
Marshall Was To Declare Law – Says Marjorie Taylor-Greene
The press office of Congressional Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, in clarifying her written statements, has announced that it was Marshall Dillon who she was…
Pinocchio Endorses Kevin McCarthy
In a press conference earlier today Pinocchio offered Kevin McCarthy his endorsement saying, “I stand with House Minority Leader McCarthy and offer my…
Mr. Ed Withdraws Marjorie Taylor Greene Endorsement
High profile talking horse, Mr. Ed, has withdrawn his endorsement of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congressional Representative from Georgia’s 14th District. In a…
Seattle’s KOMO News To Step Up Its Game – Now Bringing On 6th Graders To Write And Edit Copy
Seattle media outlet KOMO News today announced a major shift in improving its online content. In a press release KOMO Vice President of…
DeSantis Says Mickey Mouse Is A Left Coast Liberal
In his continued assault on DisneyWorld, Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis told Disney’s most beloved character to pack up and go back where he…
Democrats Introduce ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ Bill
Congressional Democrats today unveiled their ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ bill. The legislation, if passed, would create a law requiring all citizens to immediately cease…
DeSantis Clarifies Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill – Says, “Still OK To Say Fag, Homo, And Fairy”
In a press conference earlier today Florida Governor Ron DeSantis sought to clarify the State’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill. Said DeSantis, “Now listen…