Biden Announces Free Trauma Counseling Services For Tesla Bulls
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Moments ago, President Biden announced a free government service to help Tesla Bulls deal with the trauma surrounding…
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Musk Announces New Features On The X App – “Ident-A-Jew” and “Ident-A-Lib”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced the addition of new features to the X social media app. Said…
Musk On X – “X Is Pleased To Announce A Site Moderation Partnership With TASS”
Leuterers Business Desk – New York, NY Elon Musk today announced a strategic partnership with Russian State-Run News Service TASS. Musk explained in…
Wall Street To Nix Charts From Daily Trading – Claims Retail Gains Damaging The Industry
Leuterers Financial Desk, New York, NY Wall Street Spokesperson Marena Delacroix Abernathy-Jones announced today that Wall Street will no longer supply real-time trading…
Scalise Wins GOP Speaker Nomination – Promises To Bypass Trump And Take His Orders Directly From Putin
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-LA, has been chosen by GOP lawmakers to be their nominee for the vacant…
Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…
Netflix To Debut New Political Reality Show – ‘Desperately Seeking Speaker’
Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of…
Justice Department Accidentally Indicts Democrat
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Biden Justice Department has charged New Jersey senator Bob Menendez with three counts of bribery. A June…
Wall Street To Rebrand Iconic Bull As Non-Gender Affirming Steer
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it would be re-branding the iconic sculpture known as Charging Bull to…