Biden Takes Blame For High Gas Prices – “I Forgot My Password”
President Joe Biden recently took responsibility for the rising price of oil on world markets. Biden explained, “It’s the thing, up there, you…
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Good News For American Morons – Belarus Lays Out Welcome Mat
Mill Valley, California man Evan Neumann, evading the FBI on charges related to his violent attacks on police officers at the Capitol Building…
NFL Plans To Boost Revenues And Viewership By Adding Lions To The Game
The National Football League has announced it will be adding lions to the game in a bid to boost viewer ratings after two…
Man Refuses To Use Snow Tires – Causes 236 Car Pile Up
A forty-two-year-old resident of Washington State, Manly Q. Boyley, blew by the traction tires required sign on Interstate 90, east of North Bend,…
Science Is Fed Up – Asks Reason For Help
Science, fatigued after a nearly two-year battle with the forces of stupidity, has reached the end of its rope. In a press conference…
Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Trump and Cruz Slam Big Bird Over Stance on Covid Vaccination – “He’s A Loser Bird From A Failing Kids Program”
Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump…
JFK, Jr. Apologizes To QAnon Supporters – “I Had To Cover A Shift At Church’s Chicken”
The hopes of hundreds of followers of the quack prophet Q were dashed on Tuesday when JFK Jr was a no show at…
Detroit Lions Sold-Plan To Relocate To Sultan, Washington
The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…