Putin Decries Western Criticisms – Says Russia Is A Freedom Loving Country
Earlier today Russian President for Life, Vladimir Putin addressed the world at a special United Nations Security Council meeting. Putin spoke via zoom…
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“Tramp, I said. Take Me To Tramp, not Trump!” – Lady and The Thomas’-gate Scandal Deepens
Los Angeles, California Renowned Hollywood Canine Star, Nanine Laurentia Garnier – better known by her stage name of Lady – has been returned…
Trump Files Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, 81 Million Americans Who Voted For Biden
Ex-President Donald Trump has filed a sweeping lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, and all Americans who voted for Biden. The lawsuit also…
Biden Takes Blame For High Gas Prices – “I Forgot My Password”
President Joe Biden recently took responsibility for the rising price of oil on world markets. Biden explained, “It’s the thing, up there, you…
Good News For American Morons – Belarus Lays Out Welcome Mat
Mill Valley, California man Evan Neumann, evading the FBI on charges related to his violent attacks on police officers at the Capitol Building…
NFL Plans To Boost Revenues And Viewership By Adding Lions To The Game
The National Football League has announced it will be adding lions to the game in a bid to boost viewer ratings after two…
Man Refuses To Use Snow Tires – Causes 236 Car Pile Up
A forty-two-year-old resident of Washington State, Manly Q. Boyley, blew by the traction tires required sign on Interstate 90, east of North Bend,…
Science Is Fed Up – Asks Reason For Help
Science, fatigued after a nearly two-year battle with the forces of stupidity, has reached the end of its rope. In a press conference…
Oregon Governor Brown Declares State of Emergency in Duck Nation
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…