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Bezos Blamed For Seattle Heat Wave

Jeff Bezos Blamed For Seattle Area Heat Wave

June 28, 2021June 28, 2021 Leuterers Press Pool

Seattle man Ted Johnson has assigned blame to Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos for the recent heat wave. When contacted by Leuterers for comment…

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banana epiphany

Local Man Sees Banana Display – Epiphany Follows

December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Panther Weinhard

Redmond, Washington man Todd Barker recently experienced a profound epiphany when seeing a banana display in a Kirkland, Washington Trader Joe’s grocery store….

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Beavers Beat Ducks

Duck Fans Undergo Radical Electro-Shock Therapy to Erase Memory of Loss to Beavers

December 1, 2020December 1, 2020 Ken Davies

Twenty six year old Shane Johnson, an Oregon Football fan, sat recently for an interview with Leuterers Sports Editor Tiger Jones. Johnson is…

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Oregon Governor Issues warning

Governor Urges Duck Fans, “Please Stay Inside”

November 29, 2020November 29, 2020 Ken Davies

Governor Kate Brown ramped up her warnings toward University of Oregon Duck Fans. In a statement released early this morning she said, “Please,…

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Beavers Beat Ducks

Governor Lifts Restrictions On Beaver Fans

November 27, 2020November 29, 2020 Ken Davies

Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave jubilant Beaver fans the green light to party tonight. She released the following statement “Fu*# it, if Beaver…

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Oregon Governor Kate Brown

Oregon Governor Encourages Duck Fans To Turn In Beaver Fans

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Ken Davies

Oregon Governor Kate Brown introduced her new “Rat on a Beaver” program. The program is designed to help prosecute people for having large…

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Happy Man Fasting

Local Man Begins Social Media Fast, Experiences Happiness

November 20, 2020November 29, 2020 Panther Weinhard

Alfred Zimmerman, an advertising executive in Redmond, Washington began a social media fast a week ago and is currently experiencing happiness along with…

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Illegal Turkey

Man With Large Turkey Arrested Charged with “Intent To Host”

November 19, 2020November 19, 2020 Ken Davies

Bellevue, Washington police detectives arrested local hedge fund manager Ted Jensen earlier today as he walked to his car after exiting a local…

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Ed Nelson

Man Changes His Mind After Reading Social Media Post

November 10, 2020November 11, 2020 Ken Davies

Sixty three year old Ed Nelson of North Bend, Washington is the first reported person to have changed their mind after reading a…

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