Ted Cruz Poised to Overtake Mitch McConnell as Second Most Despised Man in America
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) today made clear his intention to challenge fellow Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for the role of Second Most Despised…
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Sidney Powell Releases Kraken – Fashion World Cringes As Unprepared Reporters Turned To Stone
Earlier today noted conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell, along with her recently pardoned service parrot Michael Flynn, fulfilled her promise to Trump supporters to…
Trump to Sign Stimulus Bill if Russia Hacker Aid Included
Earlier today in an exclusive Leuterers interview outgoing President Trump said, “I’m the greatest president ever. I’ll sign a stimulus package but only…
Trump Announces “Bigger Big One”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview President Trump said he will be signing an executive order later today. Trump said, “This is bigger than…
Biden to Pack SCOTUS with The Squad and All Their Twitter Followers
“We’re going to the table with the idea of adding 2.4 million seats on the Supreme Court. All proposed nominees will be Twitter…
Local Man Sees Banana Display – Epiphany Follows
Redmond, Washington man Todd Barker recently experienced a profound epiphany when seeing a banana display in a Kirkland, Washington Trader Joe’s grocery store….
China Announces IPO of US Democratic Party
Earlier today Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the initial public offering of the Chinese owned company, United States Democratic Party. The political party…
Trump Campaign Reveals “Damning Evidence” of Georgia Election Fraud
Moments ago Trump Campaign Lawyer Jenna Ellis revealed a photo obtained by Sidney Powell which the two claim is absolute proof of election…
Biden Extends Olive Branch to Trump – “You Didn’t Lose Election, You Came in Second Place”
Earlier today President-Elect Joe Biden said in a press conference, “It is past time for the nation to come together and accept as…