Trump Announces “Bigger Big One”

In an exclusive Leuterers interview President Trump said he will be signing an executive order later today. Trump said, “This is bigger than the big one I tweeted about yesterday. This is the bigger big one. I’m ordering up a new and much, much better Supreme Court. It will be called ‘The MAGA Supreme Court’ or the “Real American Supreme Court’, I haven’t decided yet. Rudy, of course will be the Chief Justice. And we’ll have other great and fair justices working under him.”

When asked who he would appoint Trump answered, “Only the greatest, hugest and best of legal minds like Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell, General Flynn and the Proud Boys guy who I understand has long been involved with the law. I might throw a bone to Ted Cruz and his ugly wife and appoint them too. Either way these beautiful bigger justices will rule my way because I won and I won bigger than any president ever.”