Putin Signs Law Criminalizing Happiness In Russia
The Kremlin, Moscow: Earlier today Russian President For Life, Vladimir Putin signed into law new provisions into his pre-existing Anti-Smiling laws. Kremlin spokesperson…
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Jesus Christ Announces Bible 2.0 Project – Christianity Futures Soar
Leuterers Business Desk: In an annual shareholder meeting earlier today Jesus Christ announced a project to create an updated version of The Bible….
Americans Tired Of War In Ukraine – Ready To Move On
Leuterers News Service has learned Americans have grown weary of the war in Ukraine and are ready to move on. Bob Smith, a…
White House Plans to Ship Marjorie Taylor Greene To Texas
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has canceled his plans to begin transporting illegal immigrants to the steps of the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C….
Elon Musk To Buy World – Regulators Divided On Plan
Tesla founder Elon Musk earlier today announced his plans to buy the world. Musk stated in a tweet, “Following my purchase of Mars…
Trump Calls On Putin For Presidential Reinstatement
Palm Beach, Florida: Earlier today during an interview on the Real American Voice broadcast network former President Trump appealed to Russian Dictator and…
Putin Decries Western Criticisms – Says Russia Is A Freedom Loving Country
Earlier today Russian President for Life, Vladimir Putin addressed the world at a special United Nations Security Council meeting. Putin spoke via zoom…
“Tramp, I said. Take Me To Tramp, not Trump!” – Lady and The Thomas’-gate Scandal Deepens
Los Angeles, California Renowned Hollywood Canine Star, Nanine Laurentia Garnier – better known by her stage name of Lady – has been returned…
Trump Files Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, 81 Million Americans Who Voted For Biden
Ex-President Donald Trump has filed a sweeping lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, The DNC, and all Americans who voted for Biden. The lawsuit also…