Bezos Admits Finkelstein Award Loss – Continues to Claim Election Rigged
Whole Foods majority shareholder Jeff Bezos has admitted defeat in the recent vote for the Finkelstein Award which was won this term by…
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McEnany Lie Count on Track To Catch Trump
With the end of the 2020/2021 Political Season looming, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is upping her game to catch up with her boss…
Poll Reveals Dems Favor Election Recounts – Can’t Wait To See Trump Lose Again
Recent Leuterers/ACME Polling results show Democratic voters overwhelmingly support election recounts. Leuterers/ACME Polling utilizes the revolutionary and proprietary © SuperDuperAccuratePollingProcedure developed by legendary…
DNC Chair Shares Thoughts on Trump Voters
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Democratic National Committee Chairperson Miles Abernathy III shared his thoughts on the 72 million Americans who voted for…
China President Calls to Congratulate Biden – Apologizes for Delay, Couldn’t Find Phone Number
China President Xi Jinping called President-Elect Joe Biden earlier today to congratulate him and Vice President-Elect Harris on their recent victory. Jinping apologized…
Whole Foods Owner Jeff Bezos Claims Finkelstein Award Voter Fraud
Whole Foods owner Jeff Bezos has claimed voter fraud in the awarding of the grocery industry’s most prestigious award, The Finkelstein. The Finkelstein…
Trader Joe’s Wins Highly Coveted Finkelstein Award For Grocery Eclecticism
The votes are in and Trader Joe’s has won the Finkelstein Award. The Finkelstein is the grocery industry’s most prestigious and highly sought…
Giuliani Hires New Legal Team to File Lawsuits in 50 States
Second String Attorney General Rudy Giuliani today announced the hiring of a new legal team to file election fraud lawsuits in all 50…
Pompeo Angling For Number Two on Trump TV
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo in a press conference today made clear his intentions to be Donald Trump’s number two on Trump TV….