Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Netflix To Debut New Political Reality Show – ‘Desperately Seeking Speaker’
Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of…
Justice Department Accidentally Indicts Democrat
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. The Biden Justice Department has charged New Jersey senator Bob Menendez with three counts of bribery. A June…
Wall Street To Rebrand Iconic Bull As Non-Gender Affirming Steer
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it would be re-branding the iconic sculpture known as Charging Bull to…
Elon Musk Speaks Out On X Losses – “Who Cares? Tesla Shareholders Cover All The Costs”
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY In an X Spaces interview today with himself, Elon Musk asked himself the question, “How much is…
215 Pound Trump Shoots 67 – Betters Phil Mickelson By Seven Strokes
Donald Trump turned in a secret sauce smudged, Diet Coke smeared score card in a recent tournament at his Bedminster golf club in New…
Trump Addresses 14th Amendment, Section 3 – “Its Very Weak, Very Low Rated”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Donald Trump has released a statement regarding the increasingly discussed Section 3 of the Constitution’s 14th…
Trump Looks To Soften Image – Will Re-Brand To “Trumpy-The Friendly President”
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump 2024 Campaign chief spokesperson, Helga von Irenmahden – bearing a striking resemblance to Kimberly Guilfoyle –…
Cruz Sends Barbie Doll To Tijuana For Illegal Surgery
Senator Ted Cruz, speaking in front of a group of right wing extremists on the Capitol Steps in Washington said, “I don’t like…
DeSantis Seeks Indictment – Dumps Bottle of Soap In Fountain
Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis was briefly detained in Des Moines, Iowa Tuesday by two security guards at the Jordan Creek Town Center shopping…