Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
Bannon Raising Money to Build Wall to Contain Cat
Steve Bannon is soliciting money from investors to build yet another wall. He says he needs one million dollars to build a wall…
Census Numbers Released –Reveal Increase of Morons
The US Census today released preliminary totals which show a dramatic rise in the number of morons among the US Citizenry. Sidney Kuputnik,…
Late Season Rally Pushes Trump Ahead of McEnany in Lie Count
With the end of the 2016 – 2020 Political Season looming President Trump is warding off a strong push by challenger Press Secretary…
Bezos Admits Finkelstein Award Loss – Continues to Claim Election Rigged
Whole Foods majority shareholder Jeff Bezos has admitted defeat in the recent vote for the Finkelstein Award which was won this term by…
McEnany Lie Count on Track To Catch Trump
With the end of the 2020/2021 Political Season looming, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is upping her game to catch up with her boss…
Bannon Starts Prison Metal Band
Looking like Grizzly Adams, disgraced former Trump official Steve Bannon has started a band. In an exclusive Leuterers interview Bannon said “I don’t…
Trump Considers Rebranding Says Close Aide
An aide close to outgoing President Trump told a Leuterers reporter Trump is actively considering re-branding himself. The aide said, “He wants to…
Lindsey Graham Skins Knee Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham was injured Friday and went to the Nurse’s Office for treatment. Nurse Betty Jarvis, a thirty two…
Poll Reveals Dems Favor Election Recounts – Can’t Wait To See Trump Lose Again
Recent Leuterers/ACME Polling results show Democratic voters overwhelmingly support election recounts. Leuterers/ACME Polling utilizes the revolutionary and proprietary © SuperDuperAccuratePollingProcedure developed by legendary…