Leuterers International Desk, London, UK. In a surprising turn of events, the kingdom of Bongo Congo has made headlines after reaching out to…
Trump Fires Back on Lack of Covid-19 Response
Outgoing President Trump today fired back at the “Lamestream Deep State Failing News Media” which he claimed is continuing to “victimize” him by…
Surgeon General Issues Warning – Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking
Vice Admiral Jerome M. Adams, the United States Surgeon General has issued the following health warning effective immediately: “Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking.”…
Pence Reveals Plan for Covid-19 Vaccine Distribution
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Covid-19 Task Force Leader Vice President Mike Pence outlined the federal government’s plan for Covid-19 vaccine distribution. Pence…
Nostradamus, “2020 Is Going To Suck”
Sixteenth Century Seer Nostradamus said the year 2020 would indeed be rocky. Scrolls which were recently unearthed predicted, “A great scourge will infect…
Bannon Raising Money to Build Wall to Contain Cat
Steve Bannon is soliciting money from investors to build yet another wall. He says he needs one million dollars to build a wall…
Census Numbers Released –Reveal Increase of Morons
The US Census today released preliminary totals which show a dramatic rise in the number of morons among the US Citizenry. Sidney Kuputnik,…
Late Season Rally Pushes Trump Ahead of McEnany in Lie Count
With the end of the 2016 – 2020 Political Season looming President Trump is warding off a strong push by challenger Press Secretary…
Bezos Admits Finkelstein Award Loss – Continues to Claim Election Rigged
Whole Foods majority shareholder Jeff Bezos has admitted defeat in the recent vote for the Finkelstein Award which was won this term by…
McEnany Lie Count on Track To Catch Trump
With the end of the 2020/2021 Political Season looming, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is upping her game to catch up with her boss…