Scalise Wins GOP Speaker Nomination – Promises To Bypass Trump And Take His Orders Directly From Putin
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-LA, has been chosen by GOP lawmakers to be their nominee for the vacant…
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Trump Endorses Ted Nugent For House Speaker Position
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Twice impeached, four-time felony indicted, court of law avowed rapist, conman, and fraudster, former President Trump has officially…
Netflix To Debut New Political Reality Show – ‘Desperately Seeking Speaker’
Leuterers Entertainment Desk, Los Angeles, CA Netflix public relations spokesperson, Tanya-Monique MacPherson-Goldberg today announced Netflix would immediately begin airing its first season of…
Wall Street To Rebrand Iconic Bull As Non-Gender Affirming Steer
Leuterers Market Desk, New York, NY Wall Street announced today that it would be re-branding the iconic sculpture known as Charging Bull to…
Elon Musk Speaks Out On X Losses – “Who Cares? Tesla Shareholders Cover All The Costs”
Leuterers Business Desk, New York, NY In an X Spaces interview today with himself, Elon Musk asked himself the question, “How much is…
Trump Addresses 14th Amendment, Section 3 – “Its Very Weak, Very Low Rated”
Leuterers National Desk, Washington, D.C. Former President Donald Trump has released a statement regarding the increasingly discussed Section 3 of the Constitution’s 14th…
Trump Looks To Soften Image – Will Re-Brand To “Trumpy-The Friendly President”
Leuterers Politics Desk, Washington, D.C. The Trump 2024 Campaign chief spokesperson, Helga von Irenmahden – bearing a striking resemblance to Kimberly Guilfoyle –…
Recent Poll Suggests Trump Losing Some Support From Morons But Retains Strong Lead Among Imbeciles
Leuterers Political Desk, Washington D.C. In a recently released ACME/Leuterers Poll twice impeached and twice indicted former president Donald Trump is shown to…
AI Generated Mayor of Miami Announces GOP Bid For President
Leuterers National Desk, Washington D.C. Miami Mayor Frances Suarez today announced his candidacy for president running on the GOP ticket. Mayor Suarez is…