“No I’m Not, You’re the Big Fat Baby,” Trump States in Oval Office News Conference
In a hastily called one minute long news conference held in the Oval Office today President Trump stated, “No I’m not. You’re the…
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DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMP AND BIDEN
Leuterers News Service has called the election for Thomas Dewey. The AP along with Reuters, The New York Times and various cable news…
Election Tensions Reach Breaking Point on Idaho/Washington Border
Earlier today President Trump praised Idaho’s 12 year old Hailey McNealy for pre-emptively sending a volley of russet potatoes across the border into…
If Elected Biden Pledges to Continue Wall To Keep Trump Out
Joe Biden promised today if elected he will continue the Border Wall project. Biden stated to a Leuterers reporter, “There are two issues…
World Turning, Expected To Continue Following Presidential Election
Scientists confirm the Earth is still spinning on its axis nearly four years into the Trump administration. Regardless of tomorrow’s election results NASA’s…
Latest Election Polling Results
The latest Leuterers/ACME presidential election polling information is in. The results are as follows: Among tobacco chewing, gun toting, unemployed, and educated males…
Wes Craven Announces Production of New Horror Film Starring Senator Mitch McConnell
Renowned horror film writer, director, and producer Wes Craven announced on Halloween he is beginning production on his scariest film to date. Craven…
John Heilemann Mauled by Ceramic Chipmunk During News Broadcast
Tragedy struck the popular MSNBC News Program Morning Joe Friday morning when MSNBC Contributor John Heilemann was attacked by a ceramic chipmunk. Heilemann…
