Wes Craven Announces Production of New Horror Film Starring Senator Mitch McConnell

Renowned horror film writer, director, and producer Wes Craven announced on Halloween he is beginning production on his scariest film to date. Craven stated to Leuterers, “This will be a groundbreaking experience of not only film styling but a new level of horror as well. In this age of Covid it is very difficult to get actors and crew together to film. No problem, I said to myself recently, I can create my scariest film to date by simply weaving together stock file photos of Senator Mitch McConnell. My recent focus group studies are overwhelmingly conclusive. Kids under 17, adults of all ages, when shown five or more McConnell photos in a row they all run out of the room screaming.”