Trump Pardons Boris and Natasha
Early today outgoing President Trump issued a pardon to Boris and Natasha, the sinister Russian characters in the early 1960’s cartoon program Rocky…
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Biden Names Hillary as Chief Hammer of Nail Trump Department
In a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden announced the creation of a new special envoy position within his administration, the Nail Trump…
Biden to Wear Shock Collar When Addressing Public
President-Elect Joe Biden has agreed to heed his aides’ advice and will begin wearing a shock collar whenever addressing the American public. The…
Americans Doubling Down on Dumbness – Traveling for Holidays
Holiday travel is occurring at greater than expected levels despite warnings from health professionals, with over a million people a day crowding airports…
McConnell Admits to Being Branded with Trump/McEnany Logo
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Senate Majority Mitch McConnell admitted to willingly being branded on his right buttock with a logo designed by…
G-20 Leaders Vote To Fund Trump Wall and Dome to Keep America’s Far Too Many Morons Contained
Leaders at the Group of 20 Nations Summit meeting yesterday voted unanimously, 19-0, to fund the “Trump Wall” though with a modification that…
Trump to Offer Deal – Will Concede if the Term “Loser” is Struck From English Lexicon
An aide close to President Trump has revealed the election losing outgoing president is ready to offer a concession deal. The aide, speaking…
Trump Absurdities Imperiling Satire Industry
Sarah Silverman, spokesperson for the Satirists Union Local 277 stated today in a press conference that “Outgoing President Trump’s continued absurd behavior is…
Latest Trump/Giuliani Lawsuit – 1919 Chicago White Sox Behind the 2020 Election Fix
Election loser and outgoing President Trump – through his attorney Rudy Giuliani – will file yet another lawsuit alleging fraud in the recent…