Trump Pardons Ivan The Terrible
Earlier today President Trump released yet another wave of pardons which included the first Russian Tsar Ivan IV Vasilyevich who is better known…
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Biden Receives Vaccine – Has Meeting With Pony
A cloud of doubt hangs over the potential side effects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. President-Elect Joe Biden was seen meeting with a…
Woman Receives Moderna Vaccine – Takes up the Violin
A woman who received the Moderna Covid-19 vaccine discovered she could play a mean violin. In an exclusive Leuterers interview she said, “The…
Scarborough Rant Lasts 5.16 – Shatters Previous Record
Earlier today MSNBC’s Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough launched a rant against Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Joe hogged the mic for a record…
Man Receives Covid-19 Vaccine – Becomes Obsessed with Ethel Merman
A Spokane man who received the Pfizer vaccine today emerged from the clinic singing, “Everything’s coming up roses”. He reported some soreness in…
Trump Appeals SCOTUS Ruling to Santa
Donald Trump said he wasn’t affected in the slightest by his recent setback in the United States Supreme Court. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Trump Concedes! Hands TV Remote to Biden
Donald Trump and Joe Biden held a top secret meeting in the White House yesterday. Trump summoned Biden via Facebook Messenger by saying,…
Phil Knight Threatens to Sell Oregon Ducks
University of Oregon football team owner Phil Knight is distraught after back to back losses to the Oregon State Beavers and the 0-3…
Krebs Grandfather Appeals To Trump, “Like, Time To Beat Feet Man”
Maynard G. Krebs spoke out yesterday on behalf of his grandson, recently fired elections security chief Chris Krebs. A Leuterers reporter caught up…