Man Receives Covid-19 Vaccine – Becomes Obsessed with Ethel Merman

A Spokane man who received the Pfizer vaccine today emerged from the clinic singing, “Everything’s coming up roses”.  He reported some soreness in the arm, a few chills, a mild fever, and an overwhelming desire to watch the movie, “There’s No Business Like Show Business”.

The man told Leuterers, “I feel secure knowing I’m safe from Covid-19. My doctor told me I may want to watch “Call Me Madam” a few times, but the Ethel Merman thing should wear off in a few weeks.”