Scarborough Rant Lasts 5.16 – Shatters Previous Record

Earlier today MSNBC’s Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough launched a rant against Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Joe hogged the mic for a record 5 minutes sixteen seconds. This beat his previous record rant of 4.32. His associates on the show, Mika Brzezinski, Willie Geist, Kasie Hunt, and Jonathan Lemire all sat silently while Scarborough bitched up the Kentucky Republican. An NBC doctor, assisted by two white shirted bow tie wearing orderlies removed Scarborough from the set following his rant.
Joe is scheduled to undergo a new radical electro-shock therapy treatment. After receiving a few jolts he’ll spend three days unwinding at a hot spring spa nestled in the mountains of West Virginia.