Trump Invites Himself To World Series – Claims Mexico Is Paying For His Hot Dogs
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…
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President Biden Gets Lost In Corn Maze
President Biden gave the world a scare after getting lost in what he thought was a corn maze. Biden wandered away from an…
Clown Union President Threatens 2024 Presidential Run
Clown union president Joe “Curly” Elliot announced he is considering a run for the White House in 2024. Speaking live on MSNBC’s Morning…
Trump Calls Dalai Lama “Bald, Little Loser”
During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a…
Governor Brown Orders Duck Fans To Stay Inside
Governor Kate Brown ordered Oregon Duck fans to shelter in place tonight saying, “Please don’t show your faces in public. You lost to…
Pillow Guy Solicits Supreme Court
My Pillow guy Mike Lindell will petition the United States Supreme Court to reinstate excommunicated president Donald Trump. Pointing to the inside pocket…
Biden Asks To Go Live On The Merv Griffin Show
President Joe Biden expressed a desire to announce the details of the infrastructure plan live on the Merv Griffin Show. Biden made the…
Biden Signs Executive Order Declaring a National Kenny Loggins Day
President Joe Biden today signed executive order number 4367. The order declared February 5, 2021 shall be designated “National Kenny Loggins Day.” In…
Giuliani to Crawl Back Under Rock From Which he Emerged
Trump lead stooge Rudy Giuliani will soon be retreating to his hideout located underneath a giant rock. The rock is located in a…