Democrats Introduce ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ Bill
Congressional Democrats today unveiled their ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ bill. The legislation, if passed, would create a law requiring all citizens to immediately cease…
Month: April 2022
DeSantis Clarifies Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill – Says, “Still OK To Say Fag, Homo, And Fairy”
In a press conference earlier today Florida Governor Ron DeSantis sought to clarify the State’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill. Said DeSantis, “Now listen…
Fox News Darling Kayleigh McEnany Injured In Back Alley Cat Fight
Kayleigh McEnany was involved in an alley fight after bloviating about Jen Psaki on Fox News. An eyewitness to the tussle said Kayleigh…
Worst Of Easter Rumors Prove True – Large Chocolate Bunnies Abused In Factory
For years rumors of terrible things occurring behind the scenes have cast a pall on one of children’s most treasured holidays, Easter. Tragically,…
Putin Calls On Secret Navy Attack Squad
Reeling from recent naval losses Russian dictator Vladimir Putin announced he’s bringing in a special tactical attack team. In a statement Putin said,…
VR Developers Offer Putin Virtual World To Attack And Destroy
Leuterers Business Desk, Palo Alto, CA: Leading virtual reality developers from Meta, Google, VironIT, Unity, and others have joined together to create a…
Man Who Started Computer Company In His Garage Files Bankruptcy
Leuterers Local Business Desk: Local high tech entrepreneur Bradley Baker has decided to call it quits. Baker, who raised a few million dollars…
Farmer’s Luxury Yacht Gets Stuck
Produce grower Ted Sorenson’s life literally ran amuck last Saturday. Sorenson was on the phone, complaining to a distributor about the FOB price…
Five Old White Guys Diversify Board By Adding Younger Old White Guy
Leuterers Business Desk: The board members of Fortune 500 Companies met yesterday evening to discuss progress in the diversification of personnel in executive…