Leuterers National Desk, New York, NY In a surprising turn of events this morning, MSNBC host Joe Scarborough abruptly walked off the set…
F. Lee Bailey To Represent Steve Bannon – Will Plead Innocent By Reason Of Being A Moron
Disgraced and disbarred former attorney F. Lee Bailey, who represented Patty Hearst and moronic murderer O.J. Simpson, will be representing Steve Bannon in…
McConnell Promises To Talk Faster
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell today announced he will unveil a new sound . In an exclusive Leuterers interview McConnell said, “Starting tomorrow I promise…
Facebook To Launch New App, ToyTake, Aimed At Highly Profitable Toddler Market
Facebook today announced the launching of its new social media app ToyTake. ToyTake is a real-time social media forum which allows for its…
Florida And Texas Governors Along With Supporters Change Position – Agree To Wear Masks
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Texas Governor Greg Abbot and their many supporters have changed their positions on masking and masking mandates. “Finally a…
Governor Brown Orders Duck Fans To Stay Inside
Governor Kate Brown ordered Oregon Duck fans to shelter in place tonight saying, “Please don’t show your faces in public. You lost to…
MSNBC Morning Joe Host Joe Scarborough Considers Closing Up Shop Over Lack of Trump-worthy Villain to Rant About
For the last week popular morning news anchor Joe Scarborough has been notably absent from the MSNBC flagship news program Morning Joe. Sources…
Pillow Guy Solicits Supreme Court
My Pillow guy Mike Lindell will petition the United States Supreme Court to reinstate excommunicated president Donald Trump. Pointing to the inside pocket…
California Bans Negative Thinking
In a press conference today California State Attorney General Rob Bonta announced an immediate ban on negative thinking. A smiling Bonta stated, “Once…
Biden Asks To Go Live On The Merv Griffin Show
President Joe Biden expressed a desire to announce the details of the infrastructure plan live on the Merv Griffin Show. Biden made the…