Trump to Sign Stimulus Bill if Russia Hacker Aid Included
Earlier today in an exclusive Leuterers interview outgoing President Trump said, “I’m the greatest president ever. I’ll sign a stimulus package but only…
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Scarborough Rant Lasts 5.16 – Shatters Previous Record
Earlier today MSNBC’s Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough launched a rant against Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Joe hogged the mic for a record…
Man Receives Covid-19 Vaccine – Becomes Obsessed with Ethel Merman
A Spokane man who received the Pfizer vaccine today emerged from the clinic singing, “Everything’s coming up roses”. He reported some soreness in…
Trump Announces “Bigger Big One”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview President Trump said he will be signing an executive order later today. Trump said, “This is bigger than…
Trump Appeals SCOTUS Ruling to Santa
Donald Trump said he wasn’t affected in the slightest by his recent setback in the United States Supreme Court. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Biden to Pack SCOTUS with The Squad and All Their Twitter Followers
“We’re going to the table with the idea of adding 2.4 million seats on the Supreme Court. All proposed nominees will be Twitter…
Trump Concedes! Hands TV Remote to Biden
Donald Trump and Joe Biden held a top secret meeting in the White House yesterday. Trump summoned Biden via Facebook Messenger by saying,…
Local Man Sees Banana Display – Epiphany Follows
Redmond, Washington man Todd Barker recently experienced a profound epiphany when seeing a banana display in a Kirkland, Washington Trader Joe’s grocery store….
China Announces IPO of US Democratic Party
Earlier today Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the initial public offering of the Chinese owned company, United States Democratic Party. The political party…