After seeing His name tossed around on pro-Trump Twitter threads a frustrated God has finally decided to take action. In an exclusive Leuterers interview God said, “Enough is enough with this Trump nonsense. I’m God for God’s sake. Give up Donald, concede and admit you lost. Listen, I don’t choose sides. That is unless the Raiders are playing. I love the Raiders.”
Leuterers reporter Sid Talmedge thanked God for His time. God finished His remarks by saying, “Be good my son, be honest, tell the truth. I read Leuterers and I’m watching you Talmedge.”