Lone Presidential Election Conspirator Comes Forward
Rodney Bland, a Pennsylvania pigeon enthusiast has come forward admitting his participation in the massive conspiracy which tilted the state’s 2020 Presidential election…
Rodney Bland, a Pennsylvania pigeon enthusiast has come forward admitting his participation in the massive conspiracy which tilted the state’s 2020 Presidential election…
President Joe Biden recently took responsibility for the rising price of oil on world markets. Biden explained, “It’s the thing, up there, you…
A forty-two-year-old resident of Washington State, Manly Q. Boyley, blew by the traction tires required sign on Interstate 90, east of North Bend,…
Science, fatigued after a nearly two-year battle with the forces of stupidity, has reached the end of its rope. In a press conference…
Following this evening’s soul crushing defeat of the 9-1 Oregon Ducks at the hands of the 7-3 Utah Utes, Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared…
Big Bird announced he had a sore wing and he was a little tired after receiving a Covid 19 vaccine shot. Donald Trump…
The hopes of hundreds of followers of the quack prophet Q were dashed on Tuesday when JFK Jr was a no show at…
The Detroit Lions (0-8) have been sold to a nail salon owner in the small Pacific Northwest town of Sultan, Washington. The team…
Major League Baseball refuted former president Donald Trump’s claim he was invited to a recent World Series game in Atlanta. The commissioner released…