President Biden Gets Lost In Corn Maze
President Biden gave the world a scare after getting lost in what he thought was a corn maze. Biden wandered away from an…
Month: October 2021
Clown Union President Threatens 2024 Presidential Run
Clown union president Joe “Curly” Elliot announced he is considering a run for the White House in 2024. Speaking live on MSNBC’s Morning…
Trump Calls Dalai Lama “Bald, Little Loser”
During a MAGA,A (Make America Great Again, Again) rally yesterday Donald Trump responded to the story we reported recently regarding the possibility of a…
DNC In Talks With Dalai Lama To Head 2024 Ticket Against Trump
In a press conference earlier today Democratic National Committee Spokesperson Shanika Devon Bernstein-Gomez announced the beginning of talks with the Dalai Lama. Bernstein-Gomez…
F. Lee Bailey To Represent Steve Bannon – Will Plead Innocent By Reason Of Being A Moron
Disgraced and disbarred former attorney F. Lee Bailey, who represented Patty Hearst and moronic murderer O.J. Simpson, will be representing Steve Bannon in…
McConnell Promises To Talk Faster
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell today announced he will unveil a new sound . In an exclusive Leuterers interview McConnell said, “Starting tomorrow I promise…
Facebook To Launch New App, ToyTake, Aimed At Highly Profitable Toddler Market
Facebook today announced the launching of its new social media app ToyTake. ToyTake is a real-time social media forum which allows for its…
Florida And Texas Governors Along With Supporters Change Position – Agree To Wear Masks
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Texas Governor Greg Abbot and their many supporters have changed their positions on masking and masking mandates. “Finally a…
Governor Brown Orders Duck Fans To Stay Inside
Governor Kate Brown ordered Oregon Duck fans to shelter in place tonight saying, “Please don’t show your faces in public. You lost to…