Trump Agrees to Show Biden How to Use White House Remote

Donald Trump said he has no plans to organize a transition team to assist the incoming Biden administration. Trump said, “I won that election. Joe cheated. I won’t help him.”

Trump went on to say, “In an act of cooperation and brotherhood I will show Joe how to use the White House remote.  Mike tried to figure it out. He couldn’t do it. That’s why he’s Vice President. He pushed a button and it switched to CNN. He couldn’t get it to back to Fox News. Terrible experience. Very difficult remote to master. I mastered it. I will teach Joe. He’s older than me. Much older. Way older, like four years. Very difficult remote. We have 216 channels at the White House.”