Trump Calls Georgia Governor – Offers Deal
Earlier today outgoing President Trump called Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to offer a deal. A White House source told a Leuterers reporter Trump…
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Trump Blames Supporters for Election Loss – “I’m Not a Loser, They Are”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview today outgoing President Trump said, “I didn’t lose the election. I won. I won big. The 74 million…
Russia Hacks Dominion Server – Steals White House Reuben Sandwich Recipe
Dominion Computer, an evil foreign company controlled by Venezuela, Germany, George Soros, Barbara Streisand, and the drummer from the Lovin Spoonful is in …
Jenna Ellis Challenges Kayleigh McEnany for Top Trump Henchwoman Position
Outgoing President Trump’s Legal Advisor made official today her challenge of Kayleigh McEnany for the position of Top Trump Henchwoman. Ellis also appeared…
Trump Lists Government Secrets on Ebay
In an effort to raise funds for legal bills, tax debts and balloon payments on debt to foreign dictators outgoing President Trump has…
Iran Ayatollah Promises Revenge – Threatens To Shave Beard
Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has vowed revenge upon the entire world for last week’s killing of the nation’s top nuclear scientist, Mohsen Fakhrizadeh….
Trump Strapped For Cash Opens Lemonade Stand
A desperate Donald Trump is looking for ways to raise money. He’s taken to selling lemonade to people on White House tours. In…
Trump Forms Electoral Junior College
The president was up all night tweeting again. In one tweet he said, “I’ll form an Electoral Junior College. Transferring those credits to…
Trump to Concede Says “Tiny Desk Is For Losers”
Donald Trump plans to spend the remaining days of his presidency sitting behind, “the tiny loser desk.” In an exclusive Leuterers interview the…