“Stop Calling It A Clown Show” Clown Union President Urges
Clowns across the country are angry and have begun to speak out. The president of the International Brotherhood of Clowns, Carnival Ride Operators,…
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Rudy Blows a Head Gasket
The one time mayor of New York City held a news conference where he blamed Germany, Venezuela, the 1969 Baltimore Colts, and singer…
Man With Large Turkey Arrested Charged with “Intent To Host”
Bellevue, Washington police detectives arrested local hedge fund manager Ted Jensen earlier today as he walked to his car after exiting a local…
Vladimir Putin to Confer Highest Civilian Award upon Trump and McConnell
Russian President-For-Life Vladimir Putin today announced he would award The Hero of the Russian Federation medal to outgoing President Trump and Senate Majority…
Trump Fires Back on Lack of Covid-19 Response
Outgoing President Trump today fired back at the “Lamestream Deep State Failing News Media” which he claimed is continuing to “victimize” him by…
Surgeon General Issues Warning – Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking
Vice Admiral Jerome M. Adams, the United States Surgeon General has issued the following health warning effective immediately: “Trump Tweets Increase Moronic Thinking.”…
Pence Reveals Plan for Covid-19 Vaccine Distribution
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Covid-19 Task Force Leader Vice President Mike Pence outlined the federal government’s plan for Covid-19 vaccine distribution. Pence…
Nostradamus, “2020 Is Going To Suck”
Sixteenth Century Seer Nostradamus said the year 2020 would indeed be rocky. Scrolls which were recently unearthed predicted, “A great scourge will infect…
Bannon Raising Money to Build Wall to Contain Cat
Steve Bannon is soliciting money from investors to build yet another wall. He says he needs one million dollars to build a wall…