Bannon Starts Prison Metal Band

Looking like Grizzly Adams, disgraced former Trump official Steve Bannon has started a band. In an exclusive Leuterers interview Bannon said “I don’t play an instrument as of yet, but I’m working on it. I hope to be up to full speed by the time I enter the joint. My band will be called ‘White House to the Big House’. Bannon went on to say, “I’ll play heavy metal to the other prisoners. That ought to help me fit in.”

Bannon is pictured emerging from a jam session where he is working on his Bon Scott voice. He spent four hours practicing his new song. Bannon showed this reporter some lyrics he had scrawled on the back of a Denny’s to go menu. 

“I may look like a candy ass Wall Street cream puff. But I’m really a crack smoking behind a dumpster blackberry wine drinking bad ass like the rest of you mother fu$#ers.”

Bannon plans to post a video on YouTube. He stated, “Hurry up and watch it before the Google censors take it down.”