“Stop Calling It A Clown Show” Clown Union President Urges
Clowns across the country are angry and have begun to speak out. The president of the International Brotherhood of Clowns, Carnival Ride Operators,…
Author: Ken Davies
Rudy Blows a Head Gasket
The one time mayor of New York City held a news conference where he blamed Germany, Venezuela, the 1969 Baltimore Colts, and singer…
Man With Large Turkey Arrested Charged with “Intent To Host”
Bellevue, Washington police detectives arrested local hedge fund manager Ted Jensen earlier today as he walked to his car after exiting a local…
Pence Reveals Plan for Covid-19 Vaccine Distribution
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Covid-19 Task Force Leader Vice President Mike Pence outlined the federal government’s plan for Covid-19 vaccine distribution. Pence…
Nostradamus, “2020 Is Going To Suck”
Sixteenth Century Seer Nostradamus said the year 2020 would indeed be rocky. Scrolls which were recently unearthed predicted, “A great scourge will infect…
Bannon Raising Money to Build Wall to Contain Cat
Steve Bannon is soliciting money from investors to build yet another wall. He says he needs one million dollars to build a wall…
Trump Considers Rebranding Says Close Aide
An aide close to outgoing President Trump told a Leuterers reporter Trump is actively considering re-branding himself. The aide said, “He wants to…
Lindsey Graham Skins Knee Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham was injured Friday and went to the Nurse’s Office for treatment. Nurse Betty Jarvis, a thirty two…
Pigeons Carrying Biden Ballots Spotted in Pennsylvania on Election Day
Pennsylvania man Todd Barker reported seeing carrier pigeons flying through a secret door at a polling warehouse in Philadelphia on Election Day. Barker…