Governor Lifts Restrictions On Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown gave jubilant Beaver fans the green light to party tonight. She released the following statement “Fu*# it, if Beaver…
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Biden Pledges Support For Upper and Lower Volta
In a tense moment during a press conference today President-Elect Joe Biden had to ad lib when his teleprompter failed. Biden stared at…
Trump to Concede Says “Tiny Desk Is For Losers”
Donald Trump plans to spend the remaining days of his presidency sitting behind, “the tiny loser desk.” In an exclusive Leuterers interview the…
Randy Quaid Supports Trump Second Term
Seeming disoriented, confused, and obviously zonked on reds, actor Randy Quaid released a bizarre video on Tuesday. Quaid is lit with a strobe…
Oregon Governor Encourages Duck Fans To Turn In Beaver Fans
Oregon Governor Kate Brown introduced her new “Rat on a Beaver” program. The program is designed to help prosecute people for having large…
Trump Seeks Pardon From Turkey
President Donald Trump is seeking legal relief from the most unlikely of sources, Tom, the White House Turkey. The embattled president issued a…
“Stop Calling it a Shit Show,” Says Angry Sewer Joe
Sewer Department Director Sewer Joe lashed out at the media today in a hastily called press conference. Joe read from a prepared statement…
Local Guru Proclaims, “Damn, I Hate Trump”
Steve Ghandi, leader of the Left Coast Positive Thinking Movement recently proclaimed his disgust for the embattled outgoing chief executive, Donald Trump. This…
“What’s Worse Than Having Covid-19? Having Donald Trump as a Dad,” Says Don Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. today scoffed when asked by a Leuterers reporter about his positive test for Covid-19. Don Jr. said, “It’s no big…