Krebs Grandfather Appeals To Trump, “Like, Time To Beat Feet Man”
Maynard G. Krebs spoke out yesterday on behalf of his grandson, recently fired elections security chief Chris Krebs. A Leuterers reporter caught up…
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Hannity Charged With Exploitation Of A Moron
TV entertainer Sean Hannity was taken into custody last night following the airing of his interview with truck driver Jesse Morgan. He was…
Barr Injured Jumping Off Trump Bandwagon
Attorney General William Barr was injured today when jumping off the Trump Bandwagon with his announcement that there was no fraud in the…
Duck Fans Undergo Radical Electro-Shock Therapy to Erase Memory of Loss to Beavers
Twenty six year old Shane Johnson, an Oregon Football fan, sat recently for an interview with Leuterers Sports Editor Tiger Jones. Johnson is…
Russia Hacks Dominion Server – Steals White House Reuben Sandwich Recipe
Dominion Computer, an evil foreign company controlled by Venezuela, Germany, George Soros, Barbara Streisand, and the drummer from the Lovin Spoonful is in …
Trump Lists Government Secrets on Ebay
In an effort to raise funds for legal bills, tax debts and balloon payments on debt to foreign dictators outgoing President Trump has…
Governor Urges Duck Fans, “Please Stay Inside”
Governor Kate Brown ramped up her warnings toward University of Oregon Duck Fans. In a statement released early this morning she said, “Please,…
Trump Strapped For Cash Opens Lemonade Stand
A desperate Donald Trump is looking for ways to raise money. He’s taken to selling lemonade to people on White House tours. In…
Trump Forms Electoral Junior College
The president was up all night tweeting again. In one tweet he said, “I’ll form an Electoral Junior College. Transferring those credits to…