Trump Pardons Ivan The Terrible
Earlier today President Trump released yet another wave of pardons which included the first Russian Tsar Ivan IV Vasilyevich who is better known…
Month: December 2020
Biden Receives Vaccine – Has Meeting With Pony
A cloud of doubt hangs over the potential side effects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. President-Elect Joe Biden was seen meeting with a…
God Calls On Trump – It’s Time To Concede
After seeing His name tossed around on pro-Trump Twitter threads a frustrated God has finally decided to take action. In an exclusive Leuterers…
Sidney Powell Releases Kraken – Fashion World Cringes As Unprepared Reporters Turned To Stone
Earlier today noted conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell, along with her recently pardoned service parrot Michael Flynn, fulfilled her promise to Trump supporters to…
Woman Receives Moderna Vaccine – Takes up the Violin
A woman who received the Moderna Covid-19 vaccine discovered she could play a mean violin. In an exclusive Leuterers interview she said, “The…
Trump to Sign Stimulus Bill if Russia Hacker Aid Included
Earlier today in an exclusive Leuterers interview outgoing President Trump said, “I’m the greatest president ever. I’ll sign a stimulus package but only…
Scarborough Rant Lasts 5.16 – Shatters Previous Record
Earlier today MSNBC’s Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough launched a rant against Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Joe hogged the mic for a record…
Man Receives Covid-19 Vaccine – Becomes Obsessed with Ethel Merman
A Spokane man who received the Pfizer vaccine today emerged from the clinic singing, “Everything’s coming up roses”. He reported some soreness in…
Trump Announces “Bigger Big One”
In an exclusive Leuterers interview President Trump said he will be signing an executive order later today. Trump said, “This is bigger than…