Local Guru Proclaims, “Damn, I Hate Trump”
Steve Ghandi, leader of the Left Coast Positive Thinking Movement recently proclaimed his disgust for the embattled outgoing chief executive, Donald Trump. This…
Month: November 2020
“What’s Worse Than Having Covid-19? Having Donald Trump as a Dad,” Says Don Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. today scoffed when asked by a Leuterers reporter about his positive test for Covid-19. Don Jr. said, “It’s no big…
GSA Head Emily Murphy Defends Stance on Ignoring Election Results
In an exclusive Leuterers interview Emily Murphy, who heads the General Services Administration, has defended her position of not recognizing President-Elect Biden’s clear…
Local Man Begins Social Media Fast, Experiences Happiness
Alfred Zimmerman, an advertising executive in Redmond, Washington began a social media fast a week ago and is currently experiencing happiness along with…
“Stop Calling It A Clown Show” Clown Union President Urges
Clowns across the country are angry and have begun to speak out. The president of the International Brotherhood of Clowns, Carnival Ride Operators,…
Rudy Blows a Head Gasket
The one time mayor of New York City held a news conference where he blamed Germany, Venezuela, the 1969 Baltimore Colts, and singer…
Man With Large Turkey Arrested Charged with “Intent To Host”
Bellevue, Washington police detectives arrested local hedge fund manager Ted Jensen earlier today as he walked to his car after exiting a local…
Vladimir Putin to Confer Highest Civilian Award upon Trump and McConnell
Russian President-For-Life Vladimir Putin today announced he would award The Hero of the Russian Federation medal to outgoing President Trump and Senate Majority…
Trump Fires Back on Lack of Covid-19 Response
Outgoing President Trump today fired back at the “Lamestream Deep State Failing News Media” which he claimed is continuing to “victimize” him by…